Yoda

by PammyMcB

Sing to the tune of Lola…  
Lyrics by Ray Davies and modified by Pamela N. Brown 

I was just having some fun with the kids and realized that you could sing about Yoda to the tune of Lola.

I met him in a swamp in Dagobah
Where you drink Tihaar and it tastes just like shuura-soda
Ess-oh-dee-aye soda
He strolled up to me and he put me in a trance
I asked him his name and in an ancient voice he said Yoda
Why-oh-dee-aye Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well I’m not Endor’s most intelligent guy
But when he read my mind he nearly broke my pride
Oh my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well I’m not Jedi but I can’t understand
Why he walked an Neebray and talked like a Coway
Oh my Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well we drank Naiana and Juyo’d all night
Under Corellian flame sculpture
He rose me up and hung me in the air
And said Padawan won’t you come to Troxar
Well I’m not Endor’s most Jedi-like guy
But when I looked in his eyes I almost followed Master Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
I pushed him away
I ran to the door
My mind became sore
I dropped to my knees
Then I looked at him and he at me

Well that’s the way that he wills it to stay
And I always want it to be that way with Yoda
yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Jedi will be Sith and Sith will be Jedi
It’s a mixed up muddled up galaxy except for Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well I left Endor a week before
And I’d never ever Juyo’d a Jedi before
But Yoda smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you Jedi

Well I’m not galaxy’s most Jedi-like man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m Jedi
And so is Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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