by PammyMcB

Dear shopper that went shopping while ill, I would like to thank you for allowing me to get extra rest this week. It’s not even a week before Christmas, and I really wanted to do all of my Christmas preparations at the last minute. I am sure my husband and in-laws would like to thank you for adding more responsibilities into their already busy schedules. I am truly grateful for the great deal of pain I am in with every breath I take, not to mention each cough that escapes my mouth that results in feeling as if someone is trying to rip my tonsils away from me. And, furthermore, “Bite Me!”

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